he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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