your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she told me i tasted like america
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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