awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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