I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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