try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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