just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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