We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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