its not stalking. its research.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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