So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My life is pants optional.
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