I think im going to throw up on grandma
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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