I don't remember. Are we still dating?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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