I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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