That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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