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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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