Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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