I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
