She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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