she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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