Where are you?
In a non slutty way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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