I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
