This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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