Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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