I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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