so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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