Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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