on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we made out on top of his cat.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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