we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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