Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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