Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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