How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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