Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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