The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
wow bdsm is so cute
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