but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
