Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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