White coat. Heels.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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