I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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