Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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