plz talk dirty to me
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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