The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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