I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I see more hoeing in ur future
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