absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You need Xanax blowdarts
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Pants are for mortals
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