Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
