Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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