I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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