A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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