Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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