Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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