some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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