just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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