so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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