I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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