you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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