Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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