Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize