at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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