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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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